I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I just found puke in my bra..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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