I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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