Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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