I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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