Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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