My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.