how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.