Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
where am i from again
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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