so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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