Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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