i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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