No subtext here. People are naked.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
