haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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