It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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