My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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