they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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