too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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