i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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