already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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