super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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