More tranny stories later!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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