what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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