So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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