arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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