waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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