yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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