You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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