I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?