This is not my ceiling
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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