he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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