Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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