im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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