I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
tonight lets celebrate not being married
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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