I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish they made helmets for livers.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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