Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
