i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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