I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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The uberlube is also flammable
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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