who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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