Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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