My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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