so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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