the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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