You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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