is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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