Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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