Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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