D3 body, D1 cock
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Canadian or clown?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!