Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.