but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?