I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?