adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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