honey bunches of taint.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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