isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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