my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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