would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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