your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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